Overheard at the Bar
“Hey, I want a shot. What’s the best drink you got here?”
“My absolute favorite is this Komos tequila, but it’s so expensive that I’ve only been able to try it a couple times.”
“Sounds good, give me some of that.”
“You sure? It costs as much as a shot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label.”
“Yeah, that’s fine, just pour it.”
“It’s 68 dollars a shot.”
(instantly) “Holy fuck.”