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A Holiday Gift Buying Guide for Skep


Doing some Christmas shopping, but not sure what to get me? You’re not alone! I know I can be difficult to buy for. That’s why I’m putting together this handy guide of fun gift ideas that are sure to surprise and delight me:

  1. Nothing.
  2. Do not buy me anything.
  3. I do not want you to spend money on me.
  4. I don’t want more stuff.
  5. I don’t want to have to find some way to integrate something I did not ask for into my life.
  6. I don’t want to reduce this magical holiday to an exchange of cheap, thoughtless commodities we purchased online and had shipped to our doors.
  7. I don’t want my happiness to be based on the relentless search for the temporary thrill of novelty.
  8. I don’t want the guilt of perpetuating this greedy, destructive, consumerist mindset.
  9. I am begging you, please, for the love of god, I do not want to receive anything.
  10. A fun pair of socks.