On News
A conversation between me and my wife.
Her: "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is, I didn't cancel that membership in time, the charge went to my credit card."
Me: "That's the good news?"
Her: "That's the bad news."
Me: "Then what's the good news?"
She thinks about this for a moment. "What was the good news...?"
Me: "Was there good news?"
Her: "I guess not."
Me: "There's never any good news."